If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006
Nice legs daisy dukes
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
why was i not expecting this i mean come on omg
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau & Natalie Dormer at Bloomberg & Vanity Fair Cocktail Reception [April 27, 2013]
What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!
I think Maleficent is about to appear.
for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.
sherlock: [shoves phallic objects into mouth] it’s a metaphor, see. you put the cylindrical dick shaped objects in your mouth but you don’t let the showrunner say ur gay
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.