drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
Castle & Firefly ReferencesBest.
i may not be over it but i will never be as not over it as nathan fillion is
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
"well, i read a lot"
"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"
"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"
Chicago numbers challenge | Cell Block Tango
Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz